Friday, September 11, 2009

Retribution by Jehr Schiavo writing as Mr. Haute Coiffure ®

PRLog (Press Release) – Sep 11, 2009 – Lucifers wig toting mistress Anna Wintour, chief of sagging American Vogue cum advertising rubbish excuse spread her abhorent manner beyond print beauty editor Sarah Brown.  

Evil acts as do the wicked believe.

Witness online Style.com, Wintour's ailing empire, an article regarding Mr. Haute Coiffure, less crediting by name.  So too, unbeknownst to deficient Celia Ellenberg, underling of spineless editor Nicole Phelps, has this alledged scathing piece, (her unsuccessful attempt) in fact, being my most recent proudest defining fifteen seconds.  

Evidence points, Phelps incapable of truth whose email contradicts granting her subordinate the green light.  

Celia clearly stating an inferiority complex handicaps her existence, while foolheartedly pressed send before realizing ninety-five percent of what she herself had just written indeed praised my expertise and wisdom.  

I claim ownership of this nameless hairstylist Ellenberg elusively writes.  Three decades experience allows me direct communication  with clients, which Celia Ellenberg was not.  Nor was in for a routine cut, we'd not ever met, Celia being press, unethically, yet always comped, additionally hardly ever a jehrcut ordinary, that's precisely why I referred touching her hair.

From: Celia Ellenberg celiae at gmail dot com

To: Jehr Schiavo  Jehrschiavo at yahoo dot com

Date: Monday, July 6, 2009 6:39AM

Hi Jehr,

I would love to work with you on this - what a great idea! I'll probably run something about the initiative closer to its start date but in the mean time I'd love to take you up on your offer for a jehr cut.  What is your schedule like in the coming weeks?

Thanks,

Celia

From: Phelps, Nicole  Nicole_ Phelps at Condenast dot com

Subject: RE: blog

To: Jehr Schiavo JehrSchiavo at Yahoo dot com

Date: Monday, August 17, 2009, 6:00 AM

Thank Jehr for the cut, it’s great. I’ll be working on something this week. Will send you a bunch of questions, hopefully by tomorrow.

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Blackbook

All Hail The King Of The Transformative Haircut

September 10, 2009

As readers of this blog know, I am a long-haired girl—the kind of girl who asks for just a trim at the salon and feels out of sorts when a mere inch and a half of length goes missing. Due to some unfortunate traumas in the past, including a childhood spent with a short bowl cut equipped with rattail (my mother insists it was “sooo cute,” but photos suggest otherwise) my raven locks, which have dangled around my mid-back since I was a teenager, have always been a power source and a defining characteristic of who I am as a person. Or so I thought. Recently, I had something of a hair identity crisis. I went to get a routine cut from a self-important stylist who shall remain nameless and he refused my “just a trim” request. “People with long hair are either misinformed about what their hair should look like or simply don’t know themselves as well as they think they do,” he said to me, explaining that in his not-so-humble opinion, hair should “drip” past the collarbone. Somewhat taken aback, I listened to more of his unsolicited suggestions before leaving, with not so much as a hair out of place. It’s unclear whether his words—which lingered in my head for weeks to come—or inspiration images of Ashley Olsen at the CFDA ultimately got to me, but two days ago I took the plunge and cut all my hair off. And strangely, I feel no less powerful, no less myself—in fact, I feel liberated. That is due in large part to the loving and exceedingly talented hands of Thomas Heinz, who has become the “transformative haircut” king in my small circle of editor and publicist friends, all of whom have had equal success at his Meatpacking salon. A small, unassuming space lined with Moroccan Oil and Davines products, Heinz listened to me go on about my sordid past, my current fears, and my future ambitions and somehow managed to make complete sense out of the emotional ramblings. I had way more than an inch and a half cut off—probably about ten inches total—and haven’t for a second mourned the loss. And for the record, I know exactly who I am: a long-haired girl who needed a little time to figure out that her hair looks better short.

Thomas Heinz NY, 308 W. 13th St., NYC, (212) 414-1500.

Photo: Kevin Mazur / Wire Image, Jason Gemnich / Wire Image

tags: Blackbook, Hair, Thomas Heinz

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